ASTROLOGY. LAUGHS. A WHOLE LOT OF WOW.
Perfect for parties, corporate events, and everything in between. Real astrology. No weird vibes.
No pressure. Just tell me a bit about your event,
and I’ll personally be in touch.
⭐ “Everyone kept texting me after the party asking when he’s coming back!”
— Event Host, East Asheville
⭐ “Hiring Michael was the best decision we made. He had the whole party laughing, gasping, and talking about it for days”
— H. Barron, Hollywood, FL
⭐ “We booked Michael for our bachelorette party and he totally blew us away — it was so much fun and honestly kinda mind-blowing.”
— Jess R., Charlotte, NC
Popular Event Types
- Milestone Birthdays
- Bachelorette Nights
- Dinner parties
- Baby Showers
How It Works
You Pick
The Date
In-person or Zoom.
We Customize
The Experience
Casual or themed.
Large or small.
I Show Up
Ready to Wow
Prepared, engaging, and professional.
Your Guests
Leave Raving
Insightful + unforgettable.
Events That Are a Perfect Fit
- Birthday Parties (yes, even your Saturn return!)
- Bachelorette Parites
- Divorce parties (because fresh starts deserve champagne too)
- Corporate Events & Holiday Parties
- Yoga and Wellness Retreats
- Housewarmings & Dinner Parties
- Baby Showers
- Astrology & Art Nights
- Client Appreciation & Team Building Events
- Retirement Parties
- Virtual Gatherings (Zoom-friendly!)
What To Expect
Each guest receives a fun, personal astrology reading, typically 5 to 10 minutes long, tailored to your group vibe. Whether they’re astrology newbies or die-hard horoscope fans, everyone walks away with insight, validation, and something to talk about long after the party ends.
There’s no doom, gloom, or mystical weirdness — just a whole lot of “Wow.”
Optional Add-ons:
- Custom event themes
- Astrology-themed cocktails suggestions
- Astrology party favors
- Personalized astrology reports for each guest
- Group "roast" of each zodiac sign (this is hysterical)
Meet Your
Astrologer
Meet Your Astrologer
I’m Michael Spremulli, professional astrologer, mentalist, and crowd-pleasing entertainer. With close to 30 years of experience reading charts and reading people, I know how to blend deep insight with genuine entertainment.
My work sits at the crossroads of astrology, psychology, and performance. I don’t show up in a cloak with spooky music. I show up prepared, grounded, and ready to connect with your guests in a way that’s fun, personal, and unforgettable.
Whether I’m at your dining room table or beaming into your event via Zoom, I bring the same energy: thoughtful, engaging, and just mystical enough to keep everyone leaning in.
If you want cosmic insight with zero pretension and just the right amount of fun, I’m your guy.
FAQ
It helps, but it’s not required. I can still deliver meaningful, personalized insights without it.
Typically 5 to 10 minutes per guest, depending on the size of your group and how much time we have to work with. The pacing is flexible.
Yes. I am based in Asheville, North Carolina, and I regularly travel for corporate and private events.
Travel within a 15-mile radius of Asheville is included. For events beyond that, a travel fee applies. If your event requires long-distance travel, additional costs for transportation and lodging will be added to the booking.
I am also available virtually for Zoom-based parties and corporate events, no matter where you are.
Totally fine. I’m not here to convince anyone. I’ve read for skeptics, engineers, and CEOs. Most of them end up leaning in and saying, “Okay… that was spooky accurate.”
Absolutely. I tailor the tone and content to match the vibe of your group, whether it’s a bachelorette party, wellness retreat, or company happy hour.
No pressure at all. Filling out the contact form below form doesn’t lock you into anything. It just starts the conversation so we can check availability, talk through your ideas, and see if it’s a good fit. Whether you’re ready to book or just testing the waters, I’d love to hear what you’re thinking.
Lets Make It Happen
I only take on a limited number of events each month to keep the experience personal and powerful.
If you’re even thinking about hosting a party — whether it’s next month or sometime next year — now is the time to ask about your date. Popular weekends book quickly.
There’s absolutely no pressure or obligation.
Just fill out the short form below and I’ll follow up to see if we are a good good fit.